The 3 word story...

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while protesting issues

 

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with unmitigated violence

 

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toward glass plates

 

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and wooden crates

 

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of boiled eggs

 

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costing millions of

 

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buckets at KFC

 

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where "mystery pieces"

 

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shaped like rodents

 

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and baby owls

 

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opening their bowels

 

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without using towels

 

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or extra vowels

 

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dropping from jowls

 

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smoothed with trowels

 

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all Thurston Howell's

 

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balls were fouls

 

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the umpire scowls

 

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at Colin Powell's

 

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rather thick neck