The 3 word story...

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Koufax whiffed her

 

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in a blur

 

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called her "Sir"

 

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fake looking fur

 

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Frankincense and Myrrh

 

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finding a cure

 

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the pharmaceutical's lure

 

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keeping you impure

 

[Rupe]

causing a stir

 

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making them purr

 

[icehog3]

climbing a fir

 

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and finding two

 

[Rupe]

spotted monkeys who

 

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were trying to

 

[icehog3]

rule Planet Earth

 

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like an ape

 

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rules the jungle

 

[Rupe]

while throwing poo

 

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with their iron

 

[Rupe]

trebuchet at unsuspecting