The 3 word story...

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fired by scrubs

 

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multiple Elmler Fudds

 

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hunting some wascally

 

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wabbits wearing whimsical

 

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Eighties spandex clothing

 

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while performing ritualistic

 

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worship of woodsy

 

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owl's wood pecker

 

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cider which tasted

 

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surprisingly like crow's

 

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old barrel aged

 

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bunions shaped like

 

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old dusty banana

 

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hammock with crusty

 

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foot long French

 

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baguettes sprinkled with

 

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seasoned bread sticks

 

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massive gluten overdose

 

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an Ozempic nightmare

 

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causing homicidal thoughts