The 3 word story...

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while slurping oysters

 

[Rupe]

for endless energy

 

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while chugging Rockstar

 

[icehog3]

through a douchebag

 

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connection at Wawa

 

[icehog3]

,Bobwha Wawa interviewing

 

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the pickle gulpers

 

[icehog3]

who thought dill

 

[Alwayslit]

was superior weed

 

[icehog3]

because they ingested

 

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gallons of brine

 

[icehog3]

to initiate explosive

 

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freaky sounding IED's

 

[icehog3]

covered with LEDs

 

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which blinded oncoming

 

[icehog3]

rhinoceroses hunting for

 

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flat red bull

 

[icehog3]

gives them wings

 

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with frequent flyer

 

[icehog3]

benefits like unlimited