The 3 word story...

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In flight drinking

 

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for pilots and

 

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air traffic controllers

 

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after getting paid

 

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with sloppy wet

 

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kisses from unbathed

 

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beach bleached seals

 

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and Crofts songs

 

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around a roaring

 

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dumpster fire with

 

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old paint cans

 

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The Jerk hates

 

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like southern fried

 

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possum innards that

 

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smell like spicy

 

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pudding that Cosby

 

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relieved himself of

 

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while preparing quaaludes

 

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shaken not stirred

 

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so Pussy Galore