The 3 word story...

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and severe hiccupping

 

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leading to unconsciousness

 

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while dreaming wonderful

 

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love stories involving

 

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muskrats and Captains

 

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doing the jitterbug

 

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on a twister

 

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chased by Helen

 

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Keller a silent

 

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but deadly fart

 

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smelling like art

 

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full shopping cart

 

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stopping your heart

 

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dead at Walmart

 

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flat line chart

 

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sharp formaldehyde dart

 

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Simpsons troublemaker Bart

 

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wielding a Jart

 

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with Napoleon Bonaparte

 

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munching French tart