The 3 word story...

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like water taffy

 

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stretched by Albanian

 

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hairy back girls

 

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who smoked nutmeg

 

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and assorted spices

 

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through magical bongs

 

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with pure spring

 

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loaded vibrators to

 

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loosen up tight

 

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assed conservatives from

 

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deep blue balled

 

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states where cockblocking

 

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is an art

 

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Vandalay, importing latex

 

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to Uncle Leo's

 

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basement fun house

 

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where pain is

 

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just another way

 

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of expressing affection

 

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and spreading infection