The Official "Damn it, I Ashed on Myself Again!" Thread

[ZippoGeek]

Pours beer on crotch...

 

[CVAC085]

Pours beer on crotch...

If I had the bottled water in the cupholder I would've done that too! LOL


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[ZippoGeek]

Total. Fumble.
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[EO80]

I will call this one GREED. In the process of a review for the dog rocket thread i took this picture to gloat.

Then this happened!
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[Tonyd58]

Right before the lap.

 

[ZippoGeek]

Epic ash...but where's the carnage pic?!

 

[CVAC085]

This narrowly missed me as I went to ash it and missed being ashed into the stinky ashtray. So damnit I ashed on the table???

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[Rupe]

Arghhhhh

 

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[Mikenice81]

Thread necromancy because we should all have fun with this inevitable tragedy.

 

[ranch hand]

I have several T-Shirts with holes, and my Wife keeps trying to throw them away. Never lay on your back with a cigar in your mouth while working on a tractor.

Ranch Hand

 

[Dran]

Sonnuva bitch!!

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[redneck_toy]

Most of my golf shorts and shirts, along with every single one of my seat cushions outside have holes in them. Never really capture them on camera though. Polyester and cigars are a bad idea.
Still havent learned to change before I light up though




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[Boudie]

For those of you that can't keep random pieces of ash from ending up on your lap they make smoker's bibs that will solve the problem. They are burn resistant cover the chest and lap and have pockets sewn into the bottom to catch that ash.

So wearing a smoker's bib when visiting a nice cigar lounge will definitely prevent random pieces of ash from lighting a fire in your lap.

 

[redneck_toy]

For those of you that can't keep random pieces of ash from ending up on your lap they make smoker's bibs that will solve the problem. They are burn resistant cover the chest and lap and have pockets sewn into the bottom to catch that ash.

So wearing a smoker's bib when visiting a nice cigar lounge will definitely prevent random pieces of ash from lighting a fire in your lap.

Any pics of one of these bibs? Maybe I should invest in a smoking jacket, and complete the pretentious asshole persona. Lmao

 

[redneck_toy]

Right before the lap.View attachment 97071

Impressive ash, bro.

 

[Boudie]

@redneck_toy

 

[Dran]

@Boudie

Fortunately, this is a rare occurrence for me! Hence why it was photo worthy!

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[multi-useless]

2 for 1 with this Macanudo Inspirado, a completely uninspiring smoke that was pretty boring until I ashed on the head of this baby guinea pig


The ash fell off in a solid chunk but exploded on me when it hit the little guy - only had to brush a few pieces off of him, but it was all over my shirt and pants

 

[Mikenice81]