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The Official "Damn it, I Ashed on Myself Again!" Thread

jasonsbeer

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I was smoking my Oliva O today when the ash crashed right down on my, well, crotch. I thought to myself, "Should I take a picture for the ash me thread?". Mmmmm, no. I'll just tell you about it and you'll be grateful that I didn't share the imagery. :angelic:
 
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I was on my third stick of the day after a small amount of tequila. (Haven't had a drink in about four years.) I was a little tipsy and not paying attention.

I was standing behind my wife while she sat at the table talking to her aunts. The ash fell, bounced off of me, rolled down her shoulder, and right into her shirt. Needless to say, laughing hysterically was the wrong response.
 
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