The Official "Damn it, I Ashed on Myself Again!" Thread

[jasonsbeer]

I was smoking my Oliva O today when the ash crashed right down on my, well, crotch. I thought to myself, "Should I take a picture for the ash me thread?". Mmmmm, no. I'll just tell you about it and you'll be grateful that I didn't share the imagery.

 

[Mikenice81]

I was on my third stick of the day after a small amount of tequila. (Haven't had a drink in about four years.) I was a little tipsy and not paying attention.

I was standing behind my wife while she sat at the table talking to her aunts. The ash fell, bounced off of me, rolled down her shoulder, and right into her shirt. Needless to say, laughing hysterically was the wrong response.

 

[ZippoGeek]

Needless to say, laughing hysterically was the wrong response.

So I take it she wasn't in the mood for a photo...

 

[EO80]

Damnit ZippoGeek you got me twice. For the record that was longest ash I have been able to hold thanks to that AF you sent me.

 

[ZippoGeek]

Damnit ZippoGeek you got me twice. For the record that was longest ash I have been able to hold thanks to that AF you sent me.

Outstanding shirt brother!

 

[EO80]

Hell yeah. I rep the brothehood whenever possible since I got it.

 

[Mikenice81]

A lot of ash for a corona.

 

[Mikenice81]

One to make @ZippoGeek proud.

 

[ZippoGeek]

One to make @ZippoGeek proud.

Good one brother!!

 

[ZippoGeek]

 

[XYRNTX]

 

[HillbillyPyro]

So Friday night I'm smoking a 2011 casa Fernandez Miami robusto and i walk around my barn to my pee spot. No more than i get it whipped out, ash.... You figure out the rest...
That's the 2nd time!

 

[JohnnyB]

Got some AB PRENSADO on myself today

 

[bakongzoop]

Damn it.

 

[OtismyMan]

This ash from a Cromagnon Knuckle Dragger that tried to knock me back to the stone age the other night.

 

[ZippoGeek]

This ash from a Cromagnon Knuckle Dragger that tried to knock me back to the stone age the other night.

Out. Standing!

 

[ChiefIlliniwek]

My Nica Rustica just shit on me.

 

[ZippoGeek]

 

[ZippoGeek]

 

[ZippoGeek]