I'm chuckling (albeit inappropriately) at your signature line right now
I remember when my ex-wife and I first separated. On any given day, I felt three different ways:
1. We would get back together and that made me happy
2. We would not get back together and that made me sad
3. We would not get back together and that made me happy
Number 3 was kind of rare in the early days but once that started to be the prevailing thought/emotion, I knew I had picked myself back up.
Just thought I'd toss that out there, brother.