What are You Getting Her for Valentines Day?

[goin' fer smoke]

I wished she smoked cigars, then I could get off easier... she did mention a Vermont Teddy Bear...

 

[Headbanger]

I haven't either. However after 42 years with this woman, my dick in a box ain't the answer, of this I am certain,

Ken, Ken, Ken :headroll:

 

[tobby4]

Hahaha... nice.

I'm going to bed.

He gets a mental picture like this and then he goes to bed????

 

[Headbanger]

I am not one that like to go all out for Valentine's Day. This is one of those days a woman created no doubt in my mind. We already celebrate birthdays, Christmas, and our anniversary together.

A nice card, small box of chocolates, and a dinner offering is basics I cover. Of course a roll in the sack is usually done as well.

 

[Headbanger]

I wished she smoked cigars, then I could get off easier... she did mention a Vermont Teddy Bear...

Did he just say that, getting off with cigars?????

 

[tobby4]

Clinton did...

 

[caudio51]

:rofl:

G/F is working so dinner will be another night. Usually just good food, good wine and a card

 

[tobby4]

eh the girl I am talking to lives in Jacksonville... so I aint doin a damn thing..

 

[goin' fer smoke]

Well nothing better than having your cigar smoked, is there?

 

[caudio51]

Ah, missed the metaphor...yea having your cigar smoked is good

 

[goin' fer smoke]

Ah, missed the metaphor...yea having your cigar smoked is good

Originally, when I posted about her smokinmg cigars was not meanrt as a metaphor...lol

I just played of the Clinton remark after that...:nodlaugh:

 

[tobby4]

Thats what I thought...

 

[Fox]

I am one lucky guy. My wife sees this as a contrived holiday and nothing more. Since I am in 100% percent agreement, the answer to Chuck's original question is: NOTHING! :smile:

 

[Wasch_24]

So that dreaded day is coming up fast and some of us procrastinate and others plan. What are you getting that special lady fro Valentines Day?

Hopefully a job.

 

[Kingston]

I am one lucky guy. My wife see this as a contrived holiday and nothing more. Since I am in 100% percent agreement, the answer to Chuck's original question is: NOTHING! :smile:

The Lady of the House sees things the same way. I usually make a very nice dinner sometime in Feb, but never on Valentine's.
I get all of the benefits, without all the crap. :eyebrow:

 

[Wasch_24]

Interesting, Rach feels the same way.

 

[David]

A pair of maternity capris that she wanted and a card.

I refuse to buy flowers since they are so expensive and die a week later. Makes no sense to me.

 

[Wasch_24]

A pair of maternity capris that she wanted and a card.

I refuse to buy flowers since they are so expensive and die a week later. Makes no sense to me.

Exactly.

Usually, if I buy any sort of "flowers" I get the kind that are more like a plant. That way, with proper care, they live for a very long time.

 

[David]

Yea, plants are a good thing. :thumbsup:

 

[Jwrussell]

Supposed to find a gold necklace and earing set as she doesn't have any yellow gold and wants some. Was going to do something MUCH more involved (Bed and Breakfast) but between not being able to book when I want to and...well...life, that's not looking good.