"This music you young whippersnappers listen to nowadays...I just don't understand it! Why are they so angry?!?!"
Lucky you...guess the wife does not leave a damn honey do list like mine does...It is a rare occasion where I get the house to myself for a night. Happens about once every couple years. But when it does, I celebrate the miraculous occurrence by ordering a pizza, letting the beer flow like water, and watching the awesome action movies of my youth. It has been a couple years so I figure I'm due soon.
Observe gents, the soundtracks of awesomeness:
My man!!!letting the beer flow like water
Sometimes. The key is to time it just right so that when she gets home, I'm in the process of performing the last of the tasks like "oh hey! Didn't see you there! Was too busy getting my responsibilities done!"Lucky you...guess the wife does not leave a damn honey do list like mine does...
One time I tried to mix things up and instead of beer, I drank Bordeaux and ate this badass huge charcuterie board. Fancy! While watching Kickboxer and Above the Law of course.My man!!!