What movie is this line from?

[Ducttapegonewild]

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Army of Darkness.


" My Lord, the Count Adehmar, Son of Phillip DeVitry, son of Gilles... er... Master of the Free Companies, defender of his enormous manhood, a shining example of chivalry and champagne."

One of the most quoted movies in my house... "Knights Tale"

"Tell him he's dreamin'"

"That's goin' straight to the pool room"

 

[Bailey]

Knight jumps Queen. Bishop jumps queen. Pawns jump queen. GANG BANG!

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Knight jumps Queen. Bishop jumps queen. Pawns jump queen. GANG BANG!

"You look like the piss boy"

"You look like a bucket of shit!!!"

"De Monet, De Monet..."

I could keep going if you'd like...