Cigary43
Just Another Ashhole
When your USPS...FEDEX. .UPS drivers have your cell number before they make a delivery to my address. .. they get a Starbucks Coffee card so the wifeee doesn't catch the delivery ....peace in our time my friends.
You may be a BOTL when...
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I'm guilty of a large percentage of these but especially this one
Cigary43
Just Another Ashhole
You may be a BOTL when you share equally with your brothers...it's probably saved my marriage unless she has access to my PayPally account which I have on the 6 month credit plan w/no interest...then I'll move it over to the HELOC account where I actually will be able to write off the interest at tax time. I love it when a plan comes together...screw you Uncle Sammy!
When a neighbor sends a cigar home with your kid and he calls you at work to ask where to put it.
Actual quote from my son...
"Rachel is taking a nap so I can't put it in your humidor"
Me "just leave it on the counter I will be home in a couple hours"
My son "won't it go bad if its not kept in the right humidity?"
Actual quote from my son...
"Rachel is taking a nap so I can't put it in your humidor"
Me "just leave it on the counter I will be home in a couple hours"
My son "won't it go bad if its not kept in the right humidity?"
And bands. Lol
The story of my life.