You may be a BOTL when...

[Cigary43]

When your USPS...FEDEX. .UPS drivers have your cell number before they make a delivery to my address. .. they get a Starbucks Coffee card so the wifeee doesn't catch the delivery ....peace in our time my friends.

 

[Luckybastard]

when you have a shitload of cigars, a shitload of cigars on the way, and youre still looking around the boards and online contemplating buying a shitload more cigars

I'm guilty of a large percentage of these but especially this one

 

[XYRNTX]

When your USPS...FEDEX. .UPS drivers have your cell number before they make a delivery to my address. .. they get a Starbucks Coffee card so the wifeee doesn't catch the delivery ....peace in our time my friends.

Thanks for sharing. Just stole your idea. Cheers.

 

[Cigary43]

Thanks for sharing. Just stole your idea. Cheers.

You may be a BOTL when you share equally with your brothers...it's probably saved my marriage unless she has access to my PayPally account which I have on the 6 month credit plan w/no interest...then I'll move it over to the HELOC account where I actually will be able to write off the interest at tax time. I love it when a plan comes together...screw you Uncle Sammy!

 

[EO80]

When a neighbor sends a cigar home with your kid and he calls you at work to ask where to put it.
Actual quote from my son...
"Rachel is taking a nap so I can't put it in your humidor"
Me "just leave it on the counter I will be home in a couple hours"
My son "won't it go bad if its not kept in the right humidity?"

 

[Mossome]

When you used to occasionally find forgotten money in pants pockets, and now all you find is crumpled up cellophane.

 

[EO80]

When you used to occasionally find forgotten money in pants pockets, and now all you find is crumpled up cellophane.

And bands. Lol

 

[Mikenice81]

When you used to occasionally find forgotten money in pants pockets, and now all you find is crumpled up cellophane.

And bands. Lol

The story of my life.