You may be a BOTL when...

[teamrandr]

When you actually consider cigars part of your budget. Food, gas, utilities, cigars, etc.....

 

[knw247]

When you buy a box of cigars you never tried thinking, " if I don't like them I know some brothers who do."

 

[Hoshneer]

When you can debate for hours about religion and politics but at the end of the cigar you can shake hands and go on your way.

 

[Jmphotog]

When you walk into a herf and start rambling screen names to identify yourself and others and every one goes AHHHHH ok LOL hi!!!!

And that seems completely normal to you lol

 

[joe45]

Someone posts in today's smoke and thanks you for something that you don't even remember sending out.

 

[Zmilin]

When she catches you smiling at your phone/laptop/ipad and asks to see pictures of "the bomb".

When she puts all boxes in front of you without hesitation even when her name is on them.

When you're out of town and you get a txt that says "you got something today" and its followed up by pics of the goods as well as a pic of where she put it in the humidor... and she might even tell you your RH is too high/low and "should I do anything about it?".

She knows who @ChuckMejia is and asks if "this is a bomb for chuck?"... LMAO!

 

[Zmilin]

When you already have a list made for MAW & MASW.

When you have pre-made retaliation bombs or pre-made bombs for any reason.

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

When the birth of your first grandchild and a brother coming in are on the same day,you might be a BOTL if you are seriously thinking "The baby will still be born AFTER the herf, it's not like I HAVE to be there, I'm not the one having the kiddo..."

 

[Zmilin]

When you have your own logo/sticker/stamp you put on bombs/bands etc...

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

when you have a shitload of cigars, a shitload of cigars on the way, and youre still looking around the boards and online contemplating buying a shitload more cigars

 

[KFBR392]

When you enjoy cigarsturbating more than masturbating.

Cigarsturbate- verb. To stand over you humi and/or wineador and just eye fuck them for 15 minutes.

Note - my wife catches me cigarsturbating quite often. She always calls me out.

 

[luckysaturn13]

Your 2 yo son pretends his dr kit box is a herfador.....

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

When you enjoy cigarsturbating more than masturbating.

Cigarsturbate- verb. To stand over you humi and/or wineador and just eye fuck them for 15 minutes.

Note - my wife catches me cigarsturbating quite often. She always calls me out.

You're forgetting the touchy feely part

 

[samb]

Your 2 yo son pretends his dr kit box is a herfador.....

Or has to give every cigar a smell when you open winedor.

 

[The Munt]

You are teeing up a trade in the marketplace in the hospital while your Mrs is giving birth....

Guilty

 

[jmartins]

Once your child is born some of the first ppl you tell are BOTL.

 

[HillbillyPyro]

You've had a mailbox drop shipped on your ass....

#jimsabully

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Someone posts in today's smoke and thanks you for something that you don't even remember sending out.

Needs blank bands^^^^^

Just pointing this out....

 

[joe45]

Needs blank bands^^^^^

Just pointing this out....

I've got lots of them. Still wouldn't help me remembering that I mailed it out. Maybe I'm just getting old. ..

 

[XYRNTX]

You have brothers saved in your contacts as "name BOTL"