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Moro

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Your mama so damn fat her belt size is equator! Plus she has an afro and a chin strap.
Well, yer ma's so fat that when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big rolling ball; and she's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"!
 
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Ya mama's so fat that when Obi Wan Kenobe saw her he said, "That's no moon. It's a space station."

Oh, and ya mama's so strong she can drink peanut butter. . . .
 
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Wow, all the good ones are taken! But still:

Yo mama so fat she's got her own zip code. And she's so bald, when she wears a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.
 
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Your mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
 

dpmrpa

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Really? Well yo mamas so fat that a fleet of army helicopters landed on the target on her back.
Yo mamas so fat she sh-ts lard.
 
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