...Your momma is so fat...

[Daviso27]

Your momma is so fat..that even Rasputia from the movie "Norbit" said...

"Damn girl you's a big bitch...How you doin!?"

 

[Moro]

Your mama so damn fat her belt size is equator! Plus she has an afro and a chin strap.

Well, yer ma's so fat that when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big rolling ball; and she's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"!

 

[CWS]

Yo mommas so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion.

 

[Moro]

Yer ma is so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

 

[strife]

Your momma is so fat Obama is forcing her to take a TARP loan!

 

[Simoun]

Ya mama's so fat that when Obi Wan Kenobe saw her he said, "That's no moon. It's a space station."

Oh, and ya mama's so strong she can drink peanut butter. . . .

 

[Treinenwj]

Wow, all the good ones are taken! But still:

Yo mama so fat she's got her own zip code. And she's so bald, when she wears a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.

 

[dpricenator]

Man I though I was F'd up. But you guys take the cake.

 

[smokem94]

Your momma is so fat that when she sits around the house......she sits AROUND the house!

 

[Alwayslit]

Your mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

 

[Treinenwj]

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

:rofl:

Yo mama so fat light bends around her

 

[Hardcore]

Your mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow & skittles popped out.

 

[Simoun]

Your fat weed-head mama doesn't just smoke trees––she smokes redwoods.

 

[BGC]

Your mamas so fat she uses a tickle me elmo for a vibrator.

 

[Pietastervw]

Your Mom's so fat, every time she turns, its her birthday.

 

[Alwayslit]

Your mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

 

[dpmrpa]

Really? Well yo mamas so fat that a fleet of army helicopters landed on the target on her back.
Yo mamas so fat she sh-ts lard.

 

[jwyatt55]

Really? Well yo mamas so fat that a fleet of army helicopters landed on the target on her back.
Yo mamas so fat she sh-ts lard.

Your momma is so fat that when she wore a Malcolm X shirt a helicopter tried to land on her