...Your momma is so fat...

[Daviso27]

Your momma is so fat...she tripped, broke her leg and 3 alarm chili poured out!

 

[Hendy]

Yo momma so fat
when she dances at weddings, the band skips.

 

[Daviso27]

Your momma is so fat she looks like a broke-ass Grimus!

 

[rabbgp]

Yo momma so fat
when she dances at weddings, the band skips.

Bwahaha. now I don't care who you are. that there is funny!

 

[Hendy]

Yo momma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

Yo momma so fat when she was layin on the beach, Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.

 

[VillageIdiot]

Yo momma so fat when we played hide and seek, she hid behind Texas.

And I still found her fat a$$.

 

[bballbaby]

Yo Scott! Yo momma so fat when she walk by the window we lose 4 days of sunlight!!!

 

[Hendy]

Yo Scott! Yo momma so fat when she walk by the window we lose 4 days of sunlight!!!

Why you targeting me MF'er.

Yo momma so fat we're all in her right now.

 

[bballbaby]

Why you targeting me MF'er.

Cause i know you'll fight back!:hammersma


Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to EVERYONE!!!

And her teeth?! They so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down!:driving:

 

[openendstraight]

Your momma's so fat......one day she wore yellow pants, and when she bent over, two guys jumped in her crack and said how much to the airport.

 

[Hendy]

Yo momma so fat, when she was born. She gave the hospital stretch marks.

 

[Shmear]

Your momma so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said- Who threw that rock?!

 

[openendstraight]

Your momma's so old, I told her to act her age, and the bitch dropped dead.

 

[Daviso27]

Your momma's teeth are so rotten...when she smiles, it looks like a mouthfull of dice!

 

[Daviso27]

Your momma is so skinny that one time, she ate a skittle and the bitch thought she was pregnant!

 

[Angry Bill]

your momma is so fat that Sizzler locks the door when she drives up!

 

[diesel]

That bitch is so fat, she deep fries her tooth paste.

 

[Moro]

That bitch is so fat, she deep fries her tooth paste.

Well, yer ma's so fat she makes Jabba the Hut look anorexic! And so poor that there's a telephone line in Africa raising money for her!

 

[Cravate]

Your Momma is so fat that when she put on a sweater with green and white stripes she was mistaken for a Football field.

 

[diesel]

Well, yer ma's so fat she makes Jabba the Hut look anorexic! And so poor that there's a telephone line in Africa raising money for her!

Your mama so damn fat her belt size is equator! Plus she has an afro and a chin strap.