Hmmmm...interesting. Move along leave this alone and keep walking.
You may be a BOTL when...
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You go to Target/Walmart/etc for the necessities and come back with a large Tupperware container and kitty litter...and you don't own a cat.
Lol everytime..."naw I could buy two boxes of __________ with that" LOL
Absolutely................... not.
StogieNinja
Derek | BoM June 2014
$50 to fill up your gas tank makes you angry, but somehow $50 on a fiver seems entirely reasonable, possibly even necessary.
Your UPS lady asks why all of your cigar orders go to your work address, but all of your Amazon orders go to your home address.
You can estimate the cost of shipping just about anything within a couple bucks. It's a great party trick. Ok, it's a nerdy party trick, whatever.
You decide against buying yourself a new pair of jeans for $30 at the outlet mall even though your current pair is beginning to fray, then come home and put in an impulsive Small Batch buy for $40 that night.
You have a storage area in your home dedicated to recycling bubble wrap and packing peanuts
The mailman has ever asked you why you're always ordering Small Flat Rates
You have memorized the easiest method to trim a SFR by an inch so when you slip it in a poly bag to use it to mail something first class, it won't make the USPS suspicious.
You bought poly bags just for the above purpose
Searching for cigar retailer codes actually taught you how to get better deals on other stuff online
You have seven forums on your Tapatalk, and six are cigar forums.
The other is a watch forum, but most of your recent posts there are in the cigar thread
You have more cigar-themed bookmarks on your browser than all your other bookmarks combined
You've ever done arts and crafts as a grown man, but figured it was ok because it was with cigar bands
Your cigar stash has approximately the same monetary value as your car
You have more humidors than children, and you have five children
You have three wine coolers, but no wine. And that doesn't seem odd to you at all.
You bought a crappy car in part because if it was crappy you'd have an excuse to be able to smoke in it.
The term "bomb fishing" doesn't strike you as odd.
You are annoyed that Words With Friends rejected your "herf" play.
Not only do pigs fly, but you've chased them all.
You know what that ^ means.
Your wife doesn't even ask you what is in the box that came in the mail anymore
You have two kinds of kitty litter in your home, and the cat isn't allowed to use one of them.
That ^ doesn't seem weird to you.
Your UPS lady asks why all of your cigar orders go to your work address, but all of your Amazon orders go to your home address.
You can estimate the cost of shipping just about anything within a couple bucks. It's a great party trick. Ok, it's a nerdy party trick, whatever.
You decide against buying yourself a new pair of jeans for $30 at the outlet mall even though your current pair is beginning to fray, then come home and put in an impulsive Small Batch buy for $40 that night.
You have a storage area in your home dedicated to recycling bubble wrap and packing peanuts
The mailman has ever asked you why you're always ordering Small Flat Rates
You have memorized the easiest method to trim a SFR by an inch so when you slip it in a poly bag to use it to mail something first class, it won't make the USPS suspicious.
You bought poly bags just for the above purpose
Searching for cigar retailer codes actually taught you how to get better deals on other stuff online
You have seven forums on your Tapatalk, and six are cigar forums.
The other is a watch forum, but most of your recent posts there are in the cigar thread
You have more cigar-themed bookmarks on your browser than all your other bookmarks combined
You've ever done arts and crafts as a grown man, but figured it was ok because it was with cigar bands
Your cigar stash has approximately the same monetary value as your car
You have more humidors than children, and you have five children
You have three wine coolers, but no wine. And that doesn't seem odd to you at all.
You bought a crappy car in part because if it was crappy you'd have an excuse to be able to smoke in it.
The term "bomb fishing" doesn't strike you as odd.
You are annoyed that Words With Friends rejected your "herf" play.
Not only do pigs fly, but you've chased them all.
You know what that ^ means.
Your wife doesn't even ask you what is in the box that came in the mail anymore
You have two kinds of kitty litter in your home, and the cat isn't allowed to use one of them.
That ^ doesn't seem weird to you.
Ducttapegonewild
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At work the other day, I was typing a maintenance log entry for an O2 bottle issue. I mistakenly put O2 BOTL and thought nothing of it.
This very much. Looking through records about a month back to find out what I've really spent on cigars and found I spent well over a grand on outgoing shipping alone in one year.
When your autocorrect offers you BOTL when you type bttl
[QUOTE="shadowcam, post: 1578240, member: 10718]When you have rearranged your humidor 100 times and you are thinking about doing it again.[/QUOTE]
I was just thinking about this yesterday..... I need help.
I was just thinking about this yesterday..... I need help.
When you see glass top cohibas and point and laugh....but then you remember the fakes youve had ...and that wasn't as funny *jack handy voice*. Hahahahaha