BBQ Sauce Diasters
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Well in the 1950 life was different then in 2018, we did not have a Real Police Officer assigned to our Elementry, Jr. High, or even our High Schools. People left their doors unlocked, people respected one another's property, we knew our neighbors.
We had "HOBO" or knight of the road come to our back door looking for a meal, and they were willing to do some work in exchange.
Today almost every major city has problems with homeless population, pan handlers, many of who pretentious to be "VETS" in need.
People immigrated to the USA to better their lives, makes something of themselves, and the first stop was not the General Assistance Office, then the Food Stamp Office. Monst of those who took advantage of coming to the USA made some of themselves. Most came with the idea for a better life from personal effort, not looking for FREEBIES.
Things we're different back then if a neighbor, or the Cops brought you home for doing something dumb. Your parents were embarrassed by the incident. Then they dished out punishment that could be a meeting with Mr. Belt, Switch, or some Paddle.
JMHO
So here's what happened...The base recipe called for 2 peppers. I had 6 (they were shiny so I loaded up). I figured that if I increased the other stuff in the recipe to account for the increase in peppers, I'd be fine. So, 6 peppers instead of 2 peppers meant that I had to put 3 times as much other stuff in the pot. I did the math in my head, added the stuff, turned the heat down to simmer and put a lid on it. I went to the other room to rotate my cigars (not a euphemism). After a while, I went back to the kitchen, pulled off the lid and stuck my nose into the steam to get a sniff of how things were going. It was worse than that time the lady on the bus pepper sprayed me for trying to tell her how I rotate my cigars (euphemism). I learned that I shouldn't do math in my head and to stop rotating my cigars. (Some of this story may have been embellished. Or not).I blame me.
But I'll get over it.
Anyway, I do want to hear about the sauce, assuming you're still alive.
Glassman
Glass Gars Guns Garden
Well done! Great answer!
But uh yeah, biggest problem might have been sticking your face in steaming hot pepper sauce....
Did you taste it at least?
Never hurts to de-seed the high Scoville peppers,(well, unless you do it with bare hands and then go pee, but that's another story altogether) they carry enough heat in the webbing.
If you stick around, eventually you may find your way into the dogrocket thread. Then you'll understand that for some of the hooligans here, the very first thought that crossed their mind would have been "how do I package this and send it".
That is brilliant ! how do I make a capsaicin infused dog rocket ?If you stick around, eventually you may find your way into the dogrocket thread. Then you'll understand that for some of the hooligans here, the very first thought that crossed their mind would have been "how do I package this and send it".
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Jalapeno juice down a sink drain will make you cough for a good bit from the vapors coming out, (cheap, easy, fairly harmless practical joke BTW). I can imagine what sticking your face in a steaming pot would feel like!
But uh yeah, biggest problem might have been sticking your face in steaming hot pepper sauce....
Did you taste it at least?
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bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
head over to the newbie sampler thread for starters !
http://www.botl.org/threads/botl-newbie-sampler-thread-v4-0.88910/