And.. just saying... although I consider myself old-school, if it were me I'd file the above under "times when I should have kicked my own ass for my behavior"
It's all gone. In the trash. I didn't want to disrupt the entire postal service. It seems like any little wrinkle disrupts their stellar level of efficiency these days....so, can you ship that saucey or not, @AZMurse?
I'm fine. I think this is why these places are called forums and not cones of silence.Uh... Sorry bout your thread Murse. Hope you're OK..
So here's what happened...The base recipe called for 2 peppers. I had 6 (they were shiny so I loaded up). I figured that if I increased the other stuff in the recipe to account for the increase in peppers, I'd be fine. So, 6 peppers instead of 2 peppers meant that I had to put 3 times as much other stuff in the pot. I did the math in my head, added the stuff, turned the heat down to simmer and put a lid on it. I went to the other room to rotate my cigars (not a euphemism). After a while, I went back to the kitchen, pulled off the lid and stuck my nose into the steam to get a sniff of how things were going. It was worse than that time the lady on the bus pepper sprayed me for trying to tell her how I rotate my cigars (euphemism). I learned that I shouldn't do math in my head and to stop rotating my cigars. (Some of this story may have been embellished. Or not).I blame me.
But I'll get over it.
Anyway, I do want to hear about the sauce, assuming you're still alive.
So here's what happened...The base recipe called for 2 peppers. I had 6 (they were shiny so I loaded up). I figured that if I increased the other stuff in the recipe to account for the increase in peppers, I'd be fine. So, 6 peppers instead of 2 peppers meant that I had to put 3 times as much other stuff in the pot. I did the math in my head, added the stuff, turned the heat down to simmer and put a lid on it. I went to the other room to rotate my cigars (not a euphemism). After a while, I went back to the kitchen, pulled off the lid and stuck my nose into the steam to get a sniff of how things were going. It was worse than that time the lady on the bus pepper sprayed me for trying to tell her how I rotate my cigars (euphemism). I learned that I shouldn't do math in my head and to stop rotating my cigars. (Some of this story may have been embellished. Or not).
Outstanding! Bbq sauce made, and you even cleared your sinuses as a bonus. If Spring up in Northern Az has been anything like it's been down here in the valley, that's a good thing.So here's what happened...The base recipe called for 2 peppers. I had 6 (they were shiny so I loaded up). I figured that if I increased the other stuff in the recipe to account for the increase in peppers, I'd be fine. So, 6 peppers instead of 2 peppers meant that I had to put 3 times as much other stuff in the pot. I did the math in my head, added the stuff, turned the heat down to simmer and put a lid on it. I went to the other room to rotate my cigars (not a euphemism). After a while, I went back to the kitchen, pulled off the lid and stuck my nose into the steam to get a sniff of how things were going. It was worse than that time the lady on the bus pepper sprayed me for trying to tell her how I rotate my cigars (euphemism). I learned that I shouldn't do math in my head and to stop rotating my cigars. (Some of this story may have been embellished. Or not).
If you stick around, eventually you may find your way into the dogrocket thread. Then you'll understand that for some of the hooligans here, the very first thought that crossed their mind would have been "how do I package this and send it".It's all gone. In the trash. I didn't want to disrupt the entire postal service. It seems like any little wrinkle disrupts their stellar level of efficiency these days.
That is brilliant ! how do I make a capsaicin infused dog rocket ?If you stick around, eventually you may find your way into the dogrocket thread. Then you'll understand that for some of the hooligans here, the very first thought that crossed their mind would have been "how do I package this and send it".
Ask Jeremy.That is brilliant ! how do I make a capsaicin infused dog rocket ?
not at all, this would be more uhh explosive?? with an added burning sensationAsk Jeremy.
Wait, that was salmonella infused.
Same result.
Jalapeno juice down a sink drain will make you cough for a good bit from the vapors coming out, (cheap, easy, fairly harmless practical joke BTW). I can imagine what sticking your face in a steaming pot would feel like!
But uh yeah, biggest problem might have been sticking your face in steaming hot pepper sauce....
Did you taste it at least?
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A million years ago when I was overseas because my uncle said I had to go, there was a lot of "explosive with an added burning sensation" going around. Thankfully, there was penicillin.not at all, this would be more uhh explosive?? with an added burning sensation
Where would you say your trash is at this given moment?It's all gone. In the trash.
head over to the newbie sampler thread for starters !The guy I gave it to said something about a landfill in Puerto Rico. Hope nothing bad happens. Also, this is my 30th day and my 30th post. Who should I talk to about learning the secret handshake?