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  1. Chas

    My New Boss

    They're all twisted in the head at that age Jim - start making a paper trail - keep every scrap and record every event and when the time is right - throw 'em all away - Stuff happens to help you build character - management won't listen to you or care about your info - they protect the chain of...
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    The talking clock

    lol - saw it coming and still lol - Kudos ~:0)
  3. The Puppet's Dance

    The Puppet's Dance

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    Donation

    So True ~:0)
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    It can be hard keeping a straight face as a court reporter

    Attorneys - you know I love 'em - particularly with a nice sauce - Ha! ~:0)
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    QEII explained....or why you're getting f'd.

    Ha! Sniff ~:0(
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    Cigar joke to start the day

    There's nothing like a nice cigar ~:0)
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    Another bar joke

    Jajajajaja - sad really - jajajajajaaa!
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    Two by two. Hands of blue.

    Imagine the harm done to a child by this sort of overwhelming intrusion on his/her innocence. What'shername and I have instituted a flying moratorium because of the insanity in the world - that is unless I'm flying the plane - that's another reason it's best to fly private - wonder what a nice...
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    Cue Ball

    Jajajajajaja! Yeah same thing happened to me with a Mango ~:0)
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    I got a question

    Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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    Radar

    Two Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of Oceanside, California . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began...
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    Obama & The Queen

    As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport ,President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they changed to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on...
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    Obama is Keynesian

    ROTFLMFAO! Libs - gotta love 'em - - - I think it's a law ~;0)))) con safos ~:0)
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    Define "Handsome"

    Oh The Humanity! Great Gag (pardon the pun) - She does sound game, if she's an entrepreneur she should make a How-To Video - imagine it would sell like hotcakes in certain circles - - - Some Wagers on her academic & life experiences: 1. Wager she passed the course anyway. (system's been...
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    Dallas Cowboys

    Dallas Cowboys - yeah, I may of heard of them somewhere. What do they do? ~:0)
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    Bad News at the ER

    An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the hospital. After a long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face. Sadly he said; "I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands...
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    Remember How it Used to Be?

    Yes - the world was once quite sane - and apparently there are still some places that get it - what a wonderful experience you had there in Poland - civilized - freedom from the stupidity of Political Correctness. (until recently its victim - freedom is a great thing~:0) Think I'll go out to...
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    the Country Club

    Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone ' s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob ' s arm and listens intently to his every...
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    Medical Convention

    A Doctor was addressing a large audience at a major Medical Convention in San Antonio . ' The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High...
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