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If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
 
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Exactly how much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck would?
P.S. he is 9.5 years of age and weighs in at 5kg.
At that age is he is a fully matured and elder wood chuck with his prime far Gone. Said wood chuck most likely chucks 1/4 of a trees worth of wood
 
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Is a hot dog considered a sandwich?
that is an old debate. A hot dog sir is its own unique classification. Due to the bun being called a hot dog bun and not a slice of a loaf of bread. The contents ie the actual hot dog and the various condiments used is also unique to this form of food.

with recent news studies hot dogs cause cancer , but not all sandwiches cause cancer
 
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