I've said this before - but this is just a reminder. I'll be breaking BOTL over time in order to get it into a far better place. Just be patient if you can't reach us! We'll be back
List of things most likely to cause lacerations to the top of your mouth:
1. Gardetto's rye chips.
2. Captain Crunch cereal (any variety).
3. Croutons.
4. Shards of a broken Coke bottle.