Corrupt-a-wish

[Clinton]

It is; but society frowns upon golf and young kids go into courses to beat the living hell out of golfers.

I wish it was July already.

Granted. It's July 1909. You don't exist.

Wish I hadn't pissed myself laughing at that Autozone thing.
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[champ]

Granted. It's July 1909. You don't exist.

Wish I hadn't pissed myself laughing at that Autozone thing.
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Granted, you've now shit yourself and pissed yourself whilst laughing at the Autozone reading.


I wish I had A&W rootbeer on tap.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted, you've now shit yourself and pissed yourself whilst laughing at the Autozone reading.


I wish I had A&W rootbeer on tap.

Wish granted but the tap was previously used for motor oil so you will have be having more bowel movements than you had previously.

I wish my golf handicap was 2.

 

[cigarguy71]

Granted.. but only at miniature golf you are the best!

I wish......It would finally just warm up.

 

[Phi Delt]

It did. But, you are now in a full body cast, and cannot stand the heat.

I wish I was in Cuba smokin' a nice CC right now.

 

[cigarguy71]

At least you can smoke/buy one whenever you wont we can only dream.

It did. But, you are now in a full body cast, and cannot stand the heat.

I wish I was in Cuba smokin' a nice CC right now.

 

[Tom]

I wish I was in Cuba smokin' a nice CC right now.

You are, but it is Cuba, MO and the ATF is busting down your trailer's door.

Wish I had my Norton back on the road.

 

[Phi Delt]

You are, but it is Cuba, MO and the ATF is busting down your trailer's door.

Wish I had my Norton back on the road.

MO? ATF? I be in Canada, :biggrin

Granted. But, it's flat on its side after a very bad high side accident. Writeoff.

I wish I was dating Meghan Fox from the Transformers movie. :ccowboy:

 

[cigarguy71]

Granted.... but she has been on a Hostess Cup Cake diet and now looks like Rosie O'donnell

I wish...That cc were legal in the usa.

 

[Sigolo VI]

Man, it's damn near blasphemy for me to do this one, but. . .

Granted, but you have developed a severe allergy to tobacco, so you can't smoke any.

I wish my humidor was filled with Tat Blacks.

 

[Cigary43]

Man, it's damn near blasphemy for me to do this one, but. . .

Granted, but you have developed a severe allergy to tobacco, so you can't smoke any.

I wish my humidor was filled with Tat Blacks.

Same here,,,but wish granted and the Tats have beetle larvae in them.

Wish I could wish for any cigar I wanted and got them without any issues.

 

[champ]

Granted, but you have developed a severe allergy to tobacco, so you can't smoke any.

I wish my humidor was filled with Tat Blacks.

granted, your entire 500 count humidor is filled with Tat Blacks. Later that evening a massive tornado and flood blew and washed all your belongings away. You had no home owners insurance.

I wish Gurkha would specially blend a perfecto line for me.

 

[In Rod We Trust]

Granted but the line tastes of your ball sweat and athletes foot.

I wish that I could open my wallet whenever I wanted and cash would pour out.

 

[tuelle]

I wish that I could open my wallet whenever I wanted and cash would pour out.

It does, but it's YOUR money drawn from all your accounts, available lines of credit, credit cards and any available assets you own. Therefore on the first open of the wallet which happens in a crowded room, everyone snaps up all your money and now you are broke and in (more?) serious debt.

I wish I had a Tesla Roadster.

 

[Clinton]

Granted. Seems odd to me, but you are now the proud owner of a Testicle Roaster.

Wish I had new eye glasses.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted. Seems odd to me, but you are now the proud owner of a Testicle Roaster.

Wish I had new eye glasses.

Wish is granted in reverse order.

I wish I was on my cruise vacation earlier.

 

[cigarguy71]

Granted.....but its on the S.S. Minnow and you know where that end's up.(Gilligan's Island)

I wish.....it was not going to rain this weekend.

 

[Phi Delt]

Wish granted. It snows this weekend.

I wish it would finally warm up and stay warm here.

 

[cigarguy71]

wish granted. It snows this weekend.

I wish it would finally warm up and stay warm here.

me to!!!!

 

[jmatkins]

Wish granted. It snows this weekend.

I wish it would finally warm up and stay warm here.

Wish granted, but it will be warm and rainy 360 days a year.

I wish I had my new roof done.