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Mr.Erskine

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Granted but there all--wait for it--chocolate wrapped in gold foil

I wish that I could have interviewed and gotten that job in Fairfield PA
 

Mr.Erskine

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Granted, but soon after you achieve success the government takes you over and leaves you on the street.

I wish that I could read minds.
 

swat253

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Granted - But you're stranded on a deserted island...

I wish I was a Playboy photographer...
 

Mr.Erskine

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Granted, but they only use you on the new PlayboyPlus!! Featuring ladies that weigh a minimum of 280 lbs.

I wish that life were a wee bit easier
 
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granted but you live in a non-smoking and non-drinking county

I wish for the next number to hit on roulette while playing
 

Mr.Erskine

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Granted, but your money is stolen by "Steve" and he uses it all on gummibears

I wish that I had made different choices.
 
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granted and they let to your early demise...


I wish for the winning powerball numbers for me only : )
 
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