Corrupt-a-wish

[ncstogie]

my own private lounge that is too private me?? Only on the internet!

lol it was either that or it is locked and you lose the combo... sorry it is late lol

 

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you win but lose the ticket...


I wish for an endless supply of full bourbon barrells...

granted but but they where all cracked open and the bourbon leaked out!!

I wish for a 60" LED TV

 

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I am sad I missed the white owl grant.... I wonder how they would taste. lol

 

[ncstogie]

granted but it only gets over the air broadcasts...


I wish for 5000 gold bars...

 

[Mr.Erskine]

Granted but there all--wait for it--chocolate wrapped in gold foil

I wish that I could have interviewed and gotten that job in Fairfield PA

 

[Robinsond]

But if you did get the job, Fairfield would be struck by floods for 40 days.

I wish to graduate college

 

[ncstogie]

you do in 2012 and then the world ends...


I wish to have my own successful business

 

[Mr.Erskine]

Granted, but soon after you achieve success the government takes you over and leaves you on the street.

I wish that I could read minds.

 

[swat253]

Granted - But you're stranded on a deserted island...

I wish I was a Playboy photographer...

 

[Mr.Erskine]

Granted, but they only use you on the new PlayboyPlus!! Featuring ladies that weigh a minimum of 280 lbs.

I wish that life were a wee bit easier

 

[Psojka RP,601]

granted. life is made easy for everyone. HOWEVER, we still dont understand women!! :rolling:

i wish it were warm outside.

 

[Mr.Erskine]

Granted, but dry and arid means no tobacco

I wish I didn't live on a main highway

 

[ncstogie]

granted but you live in a non-smoking and non-drinking county

I wish for the next number to hit on roulette while playing

 

[Mr.Erskine]

Granted, but your money is stolen by "Steve" and he uses it all on gummibears

I wish that I had made different choices.

 

[ncstogie]

granted and they let to your early demise...


I wish for the winning powerball numbers for me only : )

 

[Mr.Erskine]

Granted but the beetle infestation in them is unstoppable

I wish I owned Apple, Inc.