Corrupt-a-wish

[Moro]

Granted; ye beat him up like Lionel Richie: All night long.

I wish I could forsee the future.

 

[Holy_Diver]

Granted, but the only future you can see is in your parents bedroom 20 years from now.

I wish I had resident evil 5 for ps3

 

[hdroadglide]

you have it.
but your fingers have all been cut off in a terrible table saw accident.
i wish that it was always spring.

 

[Moro]

Granted. But ye are allergic to pollen. Badly.

I wish March 30th came faster.

 

[hdroadglide]

it will, but so will you.........

i wish the embargo was lifted.

 

[diesel]

Done. But a hurricane wipes out the island crops.

I wish fast food wasn't so terrible for us....

 

[jgaeta]

its now considered health food, but tastes like dog feces.

i wish i could read minds.

 

[smokemifugotem]

done...but is only to perverted elderly women who think you are attractive.

I wish I could drive a Lamborghini...

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted but you are stuck in an eternal rush hour.

I wish I had tomorrow off.

 

[daniyal]

Done but tomorrow never comes.

I wish I had a walk in filled with pre-embargo goodies.

 

[jgaeta]

done, but they are INFESTED with beetles.

i wish i had a bigger cup of iced coffee.

 

[cigarguy71]

Done, but it was filtered threw dirty underwear.

I wish i had Wade's humidor.

 

[jgaeta]

granted, but its empty.

i wish i didn't have a fever of 100.8

 

[Moro]

granted, but its empty.

i wish i didn't have a fever of 100.8

Granted; but ye have a fever of 101 AND crabs.

I wish...hmmm...I wish I would heal for a few hours to have a cigar.

 

[cigarguy71]

Granted, but all you have is swisher sweets

i wish it was friday

 

[Cigary43]

Granted, but all you have is swisher sweets

i wish it was friday

Wish granted within the next 6 hours.

I wish I could one putt every green and hit every green in regulation.

 

[rabbgp]

Wish granted within the next 6 hours.

I wish I could one putt every green and hit every green in regulation.

Granted but you can NEVER leave the course for the rest of your life.

I wish I had an unlimited cigar budget.

 

[sascha]

granted, but now you are allergic to smoking

i wish I could stay away from cbid

 

[tuelle]

granted, but now you are allergic to smoking

i wish I could stay away from cbid

Granted. You are now banned and there are 2,000 OpusX lots now available for $39.95 for a box.

I wish I could play guitar.

 

[jgaeta]

granted, but you can ONLY play stairway to heaven OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

i wish i could travel to europe.