So I am the product of two thoroughbred Dutchies. Think tall, blue eyed... hairless. It took me years. When I finally could, it grew in rather grey. No worrys - I was stoked to have it going on!Well started shaving at 13 at 20 most times unless job made me you would not see me without something. Now all white lol, only part that is somewhat what my hair was while younger is from smoking. My wife wants hair on my face otherwise she says I have to much of a baby face. I have grown it much longer then it is right now...
Then one night we had friends over. The sexes self-segregated. All the ladies were in the kitchen and as I breezed past them, just as I was exiting, the one called out, "Hey David! When you going to shave that vagina off your face?"
They laughed and laughed... and then laughed some more. Skanks! Then they went on this huge diatribe about how they all hated face vaginas! Claiming that not only are they vagina's because they are hairy, but because men always play with them!
I stroked my beard and thought about that... I hadn't had any touch in a while. Could it? Was this why? I shaved later that night lol!!