Get yourself a nice pipe, and jump down a whole new slope...
I can barely afford to fund my cigar habit, and I dont think my GF would be too happy if I picked up another tobacco related hobby...
see pipe can be justified by showing her how much cheaper pipe tobacco is from cigars. just don't show her how much u spend on pipes themselves.
And really, you only need one pi..... HAHAHAHA!!!
Sorry, couldn't even type that with a straight face.
"You know honey, every time I see you smoking a pipe, its a
different pipe" -My wife, just last night.