I am bored

[adodson]

There once was a lady from Venus...

 

[Greg]

She dreamed of a corkscrew penis

 

[adodson]

She'd twist and she'd giggle...

 

[Greg]

Piggy wiggly wiggle

 

[jrohrer]

while her man did wiggle

 

[adodson]

Then she'd drink all the wine, just for meanness.

 

[jrohrer]

there once was a boy in high school

 

[gpugliese]

I haven't seen many midgets in Boston.

 

[adodson]

...who lays every girl that he tries to...

 

[Greg]

One day he peed green

 

[adodson]

...but then oozing was seen...

 

[Greg]

Mr. T says 'I pity the fool.'

 

[adodson]

Nice. That was a hard rhyme to come by... "high school" that is.

On the chest of a harlot from Yale
Were tattooed the prices of ale,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille.

 

[jrohrer]

man...we'll be at 100 in no time!

 

[TexaSmoke]

yep, won't take too much longer

 

[adodson]

A nymphomaniac named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
they found her vagina
In north Carolina
And her a*s-h*le in Buckingham Palace

 

[TexaSmoke]

Thta's just wrong, but funny

 

[adodson]

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
Very seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

 

[Greg]

Said a woman with open delight,
My pubic hair's perfectly white.
I admit there's a glare,
But the fellows don't care
They locate it more quickly at night.

 

[indyrob]

A man walked into a cigar bar
Looked around and no women so far
He put his cutter back in his vest
"What a sausage fest!"
And got back in his car