I am bored

[Greg]

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who has a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

 

[adodson]

A man thought he could get in behind it
And labor and sweat and grind it
But the butcher's fine counter
Was no easy surmounter
And you readers are all just dirty minded

 

[Greg]

There was a Botl from Indy
Who was fond of Mork & Mindy
Mork was a Dork
The girl he'd pork
Won her over with the Triple Lindy

 

[Rank_Tyro]

Just in time for fun! Great contest!

 

[adodson]

There once was a man from Long Island
Whose boredom his mind was defiling
He offered some smokes
To the poetous blokes
And the one-hundredth poster was smiling

[I don't think the prize is actual smokes, but it rhymes easy... hehe]

 

[Greg]

Have another beer....why yes, I think I will!

 

[Rank_Tyro]

The wind is biting
Tyro sits under elm tree
Waiting for final post

 

[adodson]

Mmmmm... beer...

 

[Greg]

Beer is good.

 

[adodson]

Q: Are we there yet?
A: Don't make me stop this car!

 

[Rank_Tyro]

Cold beer
Fly dives in
Beer good

 

[adodson]

Miracle brew.
Nectar of the Gods.
Oat Soda.

 

[gpugliese]

this is taking a lot longer than I expected. CMON GUYS

 

[Greg]

Just a few more!

 

[TexaSmoke]

Six more left

 

[adodson]

Approaching the century mark soon!

 

[Greg]

Getting tired here.

 

[adodson]

Here we go!

 

[TexaSmoke]

I'm waiting (like the guy on ebay who jumps in at the last min.)

 

[adodson]

Yay!!! winner