Lets write a story...

[Hendy]

him and said. I'm sorry, I haven't. Can I try one of those? He then


(BTW Scott, you suck for showing us that pic.. lol)

It was like a ripe apple on the tree that had to be plucked.

 

[Hendy]

said, "That Hendy is an asshole." But he still has that box that cost $500.

 

[Angry Bill]

A ripe apple on the tree it is, well like George Washington did, I'm going to chop you down and take those...

 

[BGC]

and burn them as they should be and rebuild your legs with the boxes.

 

[Angry Bill]

As he stood there, flames burst from his

 

[BGC]

new legs as everyone ran to light there Opus 22s on the fresh burning cedar

 

[Angry Bill]

OMG someone exclaimed, as one brave fire fighter grabbed

 

[BGC]

the last Opus before it perished or smelled like burning flesh

 

[Angry Bill]

The crowd gathered around. A small boy told his mother,

 

[cigarguy71]

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!

 

[Angry Bill]

Shacked at what her son said, the mother

 

[BGC]

slapped the boy and said that's not napalm you smell..

 

[Angry Bill]

A woman leaned over and said to her husband,

 

[BGC]

and said I've been thinking. It would be OK to bring another woman home with us tonight

 

[cigarguy71]

The husband replied..I'm glad you feel that way. I have someone you need to meet.

 

[cigarguy71]

This is Chen Yen, my other wife from the war...

 

[BGC]

When they got home the wife found out it was a chick with a kick stand and then she...

 

[cigarguy71]

got her freak on.

 

[BGC]

Chen Yen and the woman's husband made an Asian American sandwich with her

 

[cigarguy71]

Meanwhile on the other side of town,