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Luckysaturn13 s Dog Rocket Reviews!
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bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
Mother of God. This box is in as bad of shape as Pamela Anderson's box.
I opened the correct end (shameful) and was... "greeted" ...with all kinds of odors and surprises. Bottom line, we have some sick puppies/kitties on this site.
As I worked my way through every crevice of this receptacle, I landed on the following gift from someone. I think I recognize the handwriting but I'm not 100% sure. Will the perpetrator step forward so I can thank them for this awesome selection? At first I was worried that these cigars might not be as good as I originally thought because it was surrounded by so much crap in the box - kind of like the chick at the bar who is surrounded by ugly chicks. In the moment, you think she's a at least a 7 because she's surrounded by 2s and 3s. Then you get her away from them and you realize she's actually a 5. Anyway, I removed these cigars from the rest of the thunder dome and I'll be damned - they ARE great sticks!! Again, thank you to whomever sent me these!!!
I also found these gems from our Perverted Friend from New Mexico (@NMPokerDealer). I'm not even sure what the green and white things are but that blue, ribbed BP will be used for a future box pass idea I might have.
I couldn't even begin to decide which sticks to take as they all smelled so good. And, let's be honest, I have smoked very few cigars that I thought were bad. I knew had to make some kind of selection and there are SO MANY sticks in that box. So, I went with my wife's method of thinking when she fills out NCAA Tournament Brackets - pick a color scheme and stick with it. With that being said, here are my takes with Red and Gold bands:
I also took one of @Bondo 440's mystery kitty cigars. I've got "B5" and will get a review up soon. Maybe tonight. MAYBE.
And of course, that brings us to my puts.
Let me know if these work for the powers that rule this cluster box of doom. If yes, I'll get the box out tomorrow to @EO80.
I opened the correct end (shameful) and was... "greeted" ...with all kinds of odors and surprises. Bottom line, we have some sick puppies/kitties on this site.
As I worked my way through every crevice of this receptacle, I landed on the following gift from someone. I think I recognize the handwriting but I'm not 100% sure. Will the perpetrator step forward so I can thank them for this awesome selection? At first I was worried that these cigars might not be as good as I originally thought because it was surrounded by so much crap in the box - kind of like the chick at the bar who is surrounded by ugly chicks. In the moment, you think she's a at least a 7 because she's surrounded by 2s and 3s. Then you get her away from them and you realize she's actually a 5. Anyway, I removed these cigars from the rest of the thunder dome and I'll be damned - they ARE great sticks!! Again, thank you to whomever sent me these!!!
I also found these gems from our Perverted Friend from New Mexico (@NMPokerDealer). I'm not even sure what the green and white things are but that blue, ribbed BP will be used for a future box pass idea I might have.
I couldn't even begin to decide which sticks to take as they all smelled so good. And, let's be honest, I have smoked very few cigars that I thought were bad. I knew had to make some kind of selection and there are SO MANY sticks in that box. So, I went with my wife's method of thinking when she fills out NCAA Tournament Brackets - pick a color scheme and stick with it. With that being said, here are my takes with Red and Gold bands:
I also took one of @Bondo 440's mystery kitty cigars. I've got "B5" and will get a review up soon. Maybe tonight. MAYBE.
And of course, that brings us to my puts.
Let me know if these work for the powers that rule this cluster box of doom. If yes, I'll get the box out tomorrow to @EO80.
bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
If I ever find myself in front of a green or blue screen of any kind, I will absolutely get some selfies taken and sent to you. Everything you've posted with my face has made die laughing, bro!
ROFLMother of God. This box is in as bad of shape as Pamela Anderson's box.
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I opened the correct end (shameful) and was... "greeted" ...with all kinds of odors and surprises. Bottom line, we have some sick puppies/kitties on this site.
As I worked my way through every crevice of this receptacle, I landed on the following gift from someone. I think I recognize the handwriting but I'm not 100% sure. Will the perpetrator step forward so I can thank them for this awesome selection? At first I was worried that these cigars might not be as good as I originally thought because it was surrounded by so much crap in the box - kind of like the chick at the bar who is surrounded by ugly chicks. In the moment, you think she's a at least a 7 because she's surrounded by 2s and 3s. Then you get her away from them and you realize she's actually a 5. Anyway, I removed these cigars from the rest of the thunder dome and I'll be damned - they ARE great sticks!! Again, thank you to whomever sent me these!!!
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I also found these gems from our Perverted Friend from New Mexico (@NMPokerDealer). I'm not even sure what the green and white things are but that blue, ribbed BP will be used for a future box pass idea I might have.
View attachment 116787
I couldn't even begin to decide which sticks to take as they all smelled so good. And, let's be honest, I have smoked very few cigars that I thought were bad. I knew had to make some kind of selection and there are SO MANY sticks in that box. So, I went with my wife's method of thinking when she fills out NCAA Tournament Brackets - pick a color scheme and stick with it. With that being said, here are my takes with Red and Gold bands:
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I also took one of @Bondo 440's mystery kitty cigars. I've got "B5" and will get a review up soon. Maybe tonight. MAYBE.
View attachment 116789
And of course, that brings us to my puts.
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Let me know if these work for the powers that rule this cluster box of doom. If yes, I'll get the box out tomorrow to @EO80.
So much to digest in that post.
I want to go on record now, asking that if you review the GBP, you give warning so I can skip that post.
Please and thanks.
bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
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holy crap that's funny - @NMPokerDealer , you're married right? Did your wife see or otherwise learn about the BP at any point? Please please PLEASE tell us what she said when she found out you were sending a BP and a crack pipe(?) to a strange man in Arkansas 
Takes and puts look good. And by the way, be gentle!Mother of God. This box is in as bad of shape as Pamela Anderson's box.
View attachment 116785
I opened the correct end (shameful) and was... "greeted" ...with all kinds of odors and surprises. Bottom line, we have some sick puppies/kitties on this site.
As I worked my way through every crevice of this receptacle, I landed on the following gift from someone. I think I recognize the handwriting but I'm not 100% sure. Will the perpetrator step forward so I can thank them for this awesome selection? At first I was worried that these cigars might not be as good as I originally thought because it was surrounded by so much crap in the box - kind of like the chick at the bar who is surrounded by ugly chicks. In the moment, you think she's a at least a 7 because she's surrounded by 2s and 3s. Then you get her away from them and you realize she's actually a 5. Anyway, I removed these cigars from the rest of the thunder dome and I'll be damned - they ARE great sticks!! Again, thank you to whomever sent me these!!!
View attachment 116786
I also found these gems from our Perverted Friend from New Mexico (@NMPokerDealer). I'm not even sure what the green and white things are but that blue, ribbed BP will be used for a future box pass idea I might have.
View attachment 116787
I couldn't even begin to decide which sticks to take as they all smelled so good. And, let's be honest, I have smoked very few cigars that I thought were bad. I knew had to make some kind of selection and there are SO MANY sticks in that box. So, I went with my wife's method of thinking when she fills out NCAA Tournament Brackets - pick a color scheme and stick with it. With that being said, here are my takes with Red and Gold bands:
View attachment 116788
I also took one of @Bondo 440's mystery kitty cigars. I've got "B5" and will get a review up soon. Maybe tonight. MAYBE.
View attachment 116789
And of course, that brings us to my puts.
View attachment 116790
Let me know if these work for the powers that rule this cluster box of doom. If yes, I'll get the box out tomorrow to @EO80.
(Anybody else got that pre-rape feeling?)
@bwhite220 the fiver is from me, I forgot to include that in the note.
I think you will enjoy the Jas Sum Kral, not nearly as much as the rather large blue butt plug though!
The GBP is actually a design to vape pot oil concentrate. I ordered it online and is much smaller than I expected and doesn't have the battery attachment. Did the beer bottle make it?
My wife knew I was going shopping for some gifts for the DRP and no, she had no idea what I was going for.
I should have taken a pic, but the comment "What the f@ck is that! You guys are a bunch of sick bastards!", and I think we have all seen that look from our spouses. Priceless!
I think you will enjoy the Jas Sum Kral, not nearly as much as the rather large blue butt plug though!
The GBP is actually a design to vape pot oil concentrate. I ordered it online and is much smaller than I expected and doesn't have the battery attachment. Did the beer bottle make it?
My wife knew I was going shopping for some gifts for the DRP and no, she had no idea what I was going for.
I should have taken a pic, but the comment "What the f@ck is that! You guys are a bunch of sick bastards!", and I think we have all seen that look from our spouses. Priceless!
bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
Dude - I'm dying! LOL!!!
First, thank you so much for those cigars! Can't wait to burn them!
And, my wife found the BP and she said, "is this a dog toy or a butt plug?" I said, "yes".
As for the vape-pot-glass thingy, I have no idea.
Are you referring to the dog toy when you say "bottle"?
Sweet Bejeebis I thought those were crack pipes and a butt plug
And it looks like @bwhite220 's ass gets a Royal Flush, courtesy of @NMPokerDealer!
Old Pokey gets another turd ! He's back on the board !
And BW' steps up to to the plate with a Dog Rocket challenge !
This is what it's all about, kids ! Nonstop GLORIOUS action !
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Already done, sir. I am excited to recieve this thing, in the same way you get excited to get food poisoning.
bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
The food poisoning is inbound. I'll post the tracking number when I get home.
herfdog
I am no rocket surgeon
Kinda weird you approve sticks going your way. But yeah, good to go.
@NMPokerDealer You killed that pass my friend, I personally wish we could have seen both Brandon and his Wife's reaction to the box. Good Job!
Now, I am personally waiting for your review @bwhite220. Harlan needs a run for his money, although its going to be tough to beat, I have faith in you!
Oh, and Eran, @EO80 I would feel sorry for you and the destruction Brandon brings to your mailbox, but yeah, you did throw me under the buss on this one.
Harlan, we know you love Brandon and all, but....ROFL
So much to digest in that post.
I want to go on record now, asking that if you review the GBP, you give warning so I can skip that post.
Please and thanks.
Now, I am personally waiting for your review @bwhite220. Harlan needs a run for his money, although its going to be tough to beat, I have faith in you!
Oh, and Eran, @EO80 I would feel sorry for you and the destruction Brandon brings to your mailbox, but yeah, you did throw me under the buss on this one.
herfdog
I am no rocket surgeon
Wait... Two boxes?
That is unconventional.
Can we find a single, bigger box down the line?
I don't want to track 3 sets of tracking numbers...