"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure."
The Matrix...
-"How do I know this is your horse?"
-"Can't you see this horse loves me?"
-"I had a gal do that to me. It didn't make her my wife!"
P.S. good one before Ryan:applause: