name that movie!

[Treinenwj]

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"I don't know, were you thinking 'holy shit, holy shit a swordfish almost went through my head!'? Cuz if you were, then yeah"

 

[Moro]

Get Smart

"I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me."

 

[hdroadglide]

Get Smart

"I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me."

pepe and jose and what the burro saw????

 

[strife]

Get Smart

"I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me."

Mr. Deeds

“You still look like an ass to me!”

 

[Moro]

pepe and jose and what the burro saw????

Pepe is short for Jose, schmuck. :smokingbo

 

[tsimonitis]

Mr. Deeds

“You still look like an ass to me!”

Shrek 2

-Did you have any trouble getting in?
-No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.

 

[Treinenwj]

Ace Ventura

"I do not own A gun, let alone many guns, which would necessitate a gun rack. What am I going to do with a gun rack?"

 

[VillageIdiot]

Wayne's World

--We gotta run. We've got a schedule to keep.
--Yeah. See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.

 

[Mia]

Wayne's World


"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. "

 

[okia42]

Naked Gun.


I'll give you five hundred bucks for that busket!

 

[Treinenwj]

What the hell's a "busket"?

 

[Treinenwj]

Bump.

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

Naked Gun.


I'll give you five hundred bucks for that busket!

Suicide Kings


"The hard part isn't making the decision. It's living with it."

 

[Treinenwj]

Law Abiding Citizen

"I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this f*ckin' knife!"

 

[CWS]

Law Abiding Citizen

"I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this f*ckin' knife!"

Gangs of New York

 

[CWS]

What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals

Cool Runnings


"Holy jumped up bald-headed Jesus palomina. From him I'd expect it. Sometimes I think your common sense got paralysed along with your legs. But from you Jane? You're Miss Polly Practical!"

 

[Treinenwj]

Silver Bullet

"Everything was fine until our power grid was shut off by Dickless here."
"Is this true?"
"Yes it's true... This man has no dick"

 

[GoingPostal]

Silver Bullet

"Everything was fine until our power grid was shut off by Dickless here."
"Is this true?"
"Yes it's true... This man has no dick"

Ghostbusters

"Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker, and my coach!

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

Ghostbusters

"Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker, and my coach!

Revenge of the Nerds


"Hostage etiquette: kidnapper pays the incidentals."