You're not crazy, you're a piper!
By the way - I really like the sound of that. Moreover, I like the implication. I mean hell, if I am a piper, I need to buy pipes right?!!
Seriously though, and this has to be the craziest reasoning ever... but I was hounding the web looking for a new pipe as mine really is a gurgle machine, when I saw this pipe that just said, "I was made for you!"
Looks aside, I read that it's from a Dutch manufacturer! Well damn! My family is from Holland! I lived in Holland! I lived in Dutch Colonies! Dutch was my first language! Surely this pipe is for me! Then I note what they call the pipe - Barbados! Barbados! Well hell!! My wife has worked in Barbados for a month or so every summer for the past couple of years! She takes the kids and it is MY prime smoking season! Whenever someone says Barbados, I don't think of the island though I do think it's lovely, I think of the freedom I have to smoke!!
Surely I HAVE to buy this pipe! I am a piper after all
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