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rdomfoto said:
But is it your first ass-raping by a beloved holiday character?


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Please say no. LOL
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Well, thanks for bringing that part of my life back up. Years of therapy down the drain....... I'm so depressed...

Just kidding, it is however, my first secret Santa here at BOTL.
 
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Ho, Ho,Ho!! My little elves have brought to my attention a particular @Deadman's Point, who has wound up in my crosshairs, I mean list. Tell me, what would you like from Sandra's plump sack of goodies?? Intel reveals you enjoy English blends and some VA blends. How about telling Santa what else you might like? Or, should I put you on the naughty list??
 
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Piper Santa said:
Ho, Ho,Ho!! My little elves have brought to my attention a particular @Deadman's Point, who has wound up in my crosshairs, I mean list. Tell me, what would you like from Sandra's plump sack of goodies?? Intel reveals you enjoy English blends and some VA blends. How about telling Santa what else you might like? Or, should I put you on the naughty list??
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I hear he likes midget porn, Santa


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Piper Santa said:
Ho, Ho,Ho!! My little elves have brought to my attention a particular @Deadman's Point, who has wound up in my crosshairs, I mean list. Tell me, what would you like from Sandra's plump sack of goodies?? Intel reveals you enjoy English blends and some VA blends. How about telling Santa what else you might like? Or, should I put you on the naughty list??
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rdomfoto said:
I hear he likes midget porn, Santa
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They know me, Santa. Frankly, I don't know Sandra and I'm not picky...but she sounds nice.
 
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redneck_toy said:
Lol. I'll make it easy on you.
Bald headed teacher
Magnum opus
Fusiliers Ration
Star of the east
Larrys blend
10 to midnight
Storm front
Dark and Stormy
Any frog Morton.
Penzance

There's about four new ones listed than what's on the pipe lotto. That's all you'll get outta me!!
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Now Robert @redneck_toy my elves found out much needed intel on you. About time these little bastards did something for me. This one's going to HURT!!!!!! I'm going to come to town, eat some Texas BBQ and leave you a crater you can see from space after I'm done with you!!! I'm making that long list and checking it twice....
 
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Here I was hoping my name got lost among the many members of this year's secret santa....
If I have to play along I would say an angled lighter would be convenient, or maybe a pipe rest/ashtray (the solo cup isn't really cutting it anymore)
Whatever you do just take it easy on the rookie.
 
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