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Piper Santa said:
Now Robert @redneck_toy my elves found out much needed intel on you. About time these little bastards did something for me. This one's going to HURT!!!!!! I'm going to come to town, eat some Texas BBQ and leave you a crater you can see from space after I'm done with you!!! I'm making that long list and checking it twice....
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Calling your elves little bastards isn't nice, Santa. Not nice at all.
 
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Deadman's Point said:
They know me, Santa. Frankly, I don't know Sandra and I'm not picky...but she sounds nice.
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Sorry for the typo, my pudgy fingers were covered with hot wing sauce and slipped on the keys. Although, I do have a very attractive half elf intern named Sondra that does the wierdest thing with dental floss and a ceiling fan, but that's another tale for another time.......
Anyways, Daniel, @Deadman's Point, don't make me send out the enforcer elves on you, just a tad it more info would help old Santa out. I might even throw in a video of Sondra
and that ceiling fan if you cooperate. I did hear you like midget porn......
 
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Piper Santa said:
Sorry for the typo, my pudgy fingers were covered with hot wing sauce and slipped on the keys. Although, I do have a very attractive half elf intern named Sondra that does the wierdest thing with dental floss and a ceiling fan, but that's another tale for another time.......
Anyways, Daniel, @Deadman's Point, don't make me send out the enforcer elves on you, just a tad it more info would help old Santa out. I might even throw in a video of Sondra
and that ceiling fan if you cooperate. I did hear you like midget porn......
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That's just disturbing......
 
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I like Piper Santa this year...lol. Although, he is a bit 'spicier'. As you wish-

Dear Santa,
I would love to have the opportunity to try store blends from places such as, but not limited to: Pipewerks & Wilke, Milan, L Peretti, HU, etc.

I'm not a huge fan of aromatics nor am I a fan of blends that are heavy perique, but I would absolutely enjoy anything that I could age for some years before getting to it.

Lastly, I would really love for you to split anything you intend upon giving me with my friend Grrrrr609. He's from Harper's Ferry, WV and a bit Sasquatchy. He's really a good guy though, and he deserves to participate in a piper Christmas this year.

Thank You, & Happy Holidays!
DB

P.S. I still want the midget porn.
 
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HO HO HO!!! Hey Robert @redneck_toy as I'm beginning to get my elves working on your package that's going to leave a crater I mean show up to Texas, I've been told from my intel that you enjoy smoking from corn cob pipes is that true??? Or will they be put on the naughty list and getting coal for Christmas???
 
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Deadman's Point said:
I like Piper Santa this year...lol. Although, he is a bit 'spicier'. As you wish-

Dear Santa,
I would love to have the opportunity to try store blends from places such as, but not limited to: Pipewerks & Wilke, Milan, L Peretti, HU, etc.

I'm not a huge fan of aromatics nor am I a fan of blends that are heavy perique, but I would absolutely enjoy anything that I could age for some years before getting to it.

Lastly, I would really love for you to split anything you intend upon giving me with my friend Grrrrr609. He's from Harper's Ferry, WV and a bit Sasquatchy. He's really a good guy though, and he deserves to participate in a piper Christmas this year.

Thank You, & Happy Holidays!
DB

P.S. I still want the midget porn.
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Thanks for the info, Daniel. And the remark about me being spicier this year, did you ever see the movie "Bad Santa"?
That is me in a nutshell.
Back to business, your presents will most likely be dropped shipped from different places, and one package in particular might come in after the Dec. 10 deadline, but fear not, I assure you your patience will be rewarded!
 
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rdomfoto said:
So Piper Santa nailed me with perfectly chosen baccy.

Thanks you rotten fat douchebag!!

There's an ominous comment in the note that simply reads (Pt 1)

But since I know where the fat man lives, I can retaliate if he gets too ornery


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Becareful Rob we don't want you to mistakenly smack the wrong Dave now =D


Stoked packages are flying already! Glad piper Santa got you good!
 
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Jmphotog said:
No lol I just gotta get this done now haha. the misses is coming on 35 weeks, the last thing I need is to get caught up with pregnancy stuff and forget about secret Santa and my target(which isn't fair to him) and get banned from our beloved site lol.

So I figure get it out the way now while I still have time!
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I'm right there with you man, when's the due date?


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