This is a tale of woe. I tale of a smack down so hard, that Alfred Dunhil himself couldn't recover.
I got home tonight and was greeted by this...
My 6 year old son was the brave soul that carried this into the house. He too lived to see another day.
I opened the box to be greated by this....
I think... maybe I'm safe. Maybe it's just a box of UPS Mailers!
I carefully pull one off the top and this is what I see...
Ahhh Ha! A Clue! I'll be sending this out for DNA sequencing. There's no escaping!
As I start to unpeal the layers, I see a hand written note. It looks like he was writing with his feet!
Or maybe it's the eggnog!
First to jump in my hands is the USPS SFR...
My first thought... well that's a funny cut of pipe tobacco!
I've had a Tat black before, once, a while ago, I think, and I've had a MF before, but I don't know if it was that particular one. The rest are new to me. I LOVE trying new cigars! And the other ones are not very familiar so... YES!!
Next I opened up the amazon box that contained some greatness. But I saw a piece of paper in the bottom of the box.
HAHA
Now it's time to be delicate. This thing looks like it's got a hair trigger on it and is definitely ready to blow!
Hoe-lee-cow!
Seattle Pipe Club Seattle Evening Pipe Tobacco, 2015 (I'm smoking some of this now.... OMGoodness this is GREAT!)
McCrannie's Red Ribbon, dated 2012. I've talked about my love of this tobacco more than once!
Bayou Slice, dated 2006! I don't think I've had this one before. But it's right up my alley so looking very forward to trying this one (tomorrow!!)
GLP Meidian, dated 2011! If I've talked about pipe tobacco once, I've mentioned my love of Meridian. I pretty much always have a can open of this stuff!
Someone did some homework! Or drunkenly hit the nail on the head
Well now we know where the Shit List went!
I've got a few names to add this this already!! HAAHAH
And finally, the last box. It's pretty heavy for it's size. "Samples" has me nervous for some reason...
Time to open this up and see the final blow...
Booya baby! A nice jar of water! Tastey, tastey water
Thank you Santa. You knocked this way out of the park for sure.
I don't know what I did to get such an awesome package from someone, but I'm very, very appreciative.
Thank you Santa!!!