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Predictions for 2017

1. In retaliation to losing Sosa, Fuente starts making Man O War for CI at half the price.
2. Jonathan Drew decides to smoke a cigar in public.
3.Swisher's blends are all exposed on wikileaks. Turns out they didn't change the Liga Privada blend after all.
4. Ernesto Padilla is finally kicked out of every factory in Nicaragua, has to relocate to El Salvador (but never admits it).
5. Pete Johnson sells 8 million cigars, but still insists that he's "boutique."
6. John Huber grows a man bun to boost street cred.
7. For the first time in the show's history, the Cigar Authority says something intelligent.
8. Altadis whores out Por Larranaga to Room101 in hopes that Matt Booth can revive that comatose brand.
9. Michael Argenti and Michael Gianinni go into business together.
10. Phil Zanghi and Rocky Patel reunite in a "Forgive and Forget" tour.
11. Alec Bradley brings back Pryme as predicate brand.
12. Hamlet Paredes tries to sneak back into Cuba, is immediately detained and imprisoned.
13. Nick Perdomo releases a cigar made with "newly discovered" pre-embargo Cuban tobacco.
14. General Cigar fires everyone.
15. Dion Giolito finally makes contact with extra terrestrials.
 
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DirtDog said:
Predictions for 2017

1. In retaliation to losing Sosa, Fuente starts making Man O War for CI at half the price.
2. Jonathan Drew decides to smoke a cigar in public.
3.Swisher's blends are all exposed on wikileaks. Turns out they didn't change the Liga Privada blend after all.
4. Ernesto Padilla is finally kicked out of every factory in Nicaragua, has to relocate to El Salvador (but never admits it).
5. Pete Johnson sells 8 million cigars, but still insists that he's "boutique."
6. John Huber grows a man bun to boost street cred.
7. For the first time in the show's history, the Cigar Authority says something intelligent.
8. Altadis whores out Por Larranaga to Room101 in hopes that Matt Booth can revive that comatose brand.
9. Michael Argenti and Michael Gianinni go into business together.
10. Phil Zanghi and Rocky Patel reunite in a "Forgive and Forget" tour.
11. Alec Bradley brings back Pryme as predicate brand.
12. Hamlet Paredes tries to sneak back into Cuba, is immediately detained and imprisoned.
13. Nick Perdomo releases a cigar made with "newly discovered" pre-embargo Cuban tobacco.
14. General Cigar fires everyone.
15. Dion Giolito finally makes contact with extra terrestrials.
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You know, I think this is a highly underrated comment.. I read it a few months before I joined here and never forgot it.. ;) who are you @DirtDog and where did you go?

Also the rest of this thread is gold too... ;)
 
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