The 3 word story...

[rdomfoto]

Bought more batteries

 

[rdomfoto]

(for her flashlight)

 

[mdwest]

(I mean fleshlight)

 

[HillbillyPyro]

That mdwest used

 

[dscl]

the other night

 

[mdwest]

to milk hoshys

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Big hairy, juicy

 

[Hoshneer]

Nordic man nipples

 

[Cigarth Vader]

She dutifully fulfilled

 

[rdomfoto]

his dying wish

 

[mdwest]

to eat poo

 

[Cigarth Vader]

while wearing a

 

[rdomfoto]

A thong (backwards)

 

[Cigarth Vader]

This magical thong

 

[Jesse]

was gifted to

 

[Cigarth Vader]

a brown-eyed monster

 

[Clint]

Meaning her donkey

 

[mdwest]

that has stinky

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Flappy wing like,

 

[icehog3]

infected ass bulbs