The 3 word story...

[Cigarth Vader]

And his hairy

 

[Tobbot]

Devices of sexual

 

[Cigarth Vader]

Destruction. Juxtaposed against

 

[Tobbot]

Sexual humiliation... Reeking

 

[Clint]

Of the gentle

 

[Bondo 440]

scent of chicken

 

[icehog3]

battered in scabs

 

[Clint]

And bath salts

 

[icehog3]

that came from

 

[Clint]

Bob's Bath Emporium

 

[Cigarth Vader]

owned by Clint.

 

[Griz]

and managed by

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Clint. Who's cigarless

 

[Clint]

Yet so classy

 

[HillbillyPyro]

And very poor

 

[HillbillyPyro]

And needs cigars

 

[icehog3]

and crystal meth

 

[broadleaf]

, so he can

 

[Griz]

Ride his bike

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Like a boss.