The 3 word story...

[plumber1965]

who doesn't have

 

[Cigarth Vader]

Any duct tape

 

[HillbillyPyro]

But will need

 

[Cigarth Vader]

Lube, sardines, and

 

[Bondo 440]

the hokey - pokey.

 

[icehog3]

for Sticky Fingers

 

[Bondo 440]

owned by Clint.

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Then his woodchuck

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Contest ended horribly

 

[Bondo 440]

with the woodchuck

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Bomb in his

 

[icehog3]

own mail box

 

[plumber1965]

the woodchuck however

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Lost his bowels

 

[Cigarth Vader]

all over the

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Front lawn. When

 

[Cigarth Vader]

It saw HillbillyPyro

 

[HillbillyPyro]

And ran scared

 

[plumber1965]

because he thought

 

[HillbillyPyro]

He'd get shot.