The 3 word story...

[Ducttapegonewild]

An embarrassing situation

 

[icehog3]

involving a nun,

 

[mdwest]

Tequila, and porridge

 

[HillbillyPyro]

And milk duds.

 

[Cigarth Vader]

Suddenly, a midget

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Grabbed clints nipples

 

[plumber1965]

And yelled roll

 

[icehog3]

out the barrel

 

[HillbillyPyro]

You dirty little

 

[Griz]

drunken bastard, and

 

[mdwest]

then silently farted

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Later that night

 

[broadleaf]

the midgets aggressively

 

[icehog3]

tended their sheep

 

[Bondo 440]

with much disdain

 

[Cigarth Vader]

As they prefer

 

[HillbillyPyro]

The ones from

 

[Bondo 440]

Clint's back yard.

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Not "back door"

 

[Cigarth Vader]

Like Kim Kardashian