The 3 word story...

[icehog3]

they're incredibly stupid

 

[Clint]

Yet helpful when

 

[Bondo 440]

someone wants to

 

[jfettlol]

fix a "problem"

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Like Clint's woodchuck.

 

[Cigarth Vader]

In wooden boxes

 

[Griz]

packed in foam

 

[Whtwtrman79]

With schwetty balls

 

[Martin3203]

For the holidays

 

[Bondo 440]

Sometimes I wonder,

 

[broadleaf]

why it smells

 

[icehog3]

like rancid pork

 

[Bondo 440]

whenever Jesse opens

 

[Cigarth Vader]

His big mouth

 

[icehog3]

which usually has

 

[Cigarth Vader]

a big black

 

[Bondo 440]

COHIBA MADURO ROBUSTO

 

[Griz]

barely burning and

 

[Cigarth Vader]

Smelling like a

 

[plumber1965]

large wet dog