Hey [you]
Based on your excellent contributions to the community, Dave and I have decided to promote you as our newest moderator. Congratulations!
We have decided to open a special forum just to discuss those damn trouble makers before we ban them into oblivion. There are a few rules and guidelines you need to keep in mind.
This is a super duper secret room - don't tell ANYONE! Only YOU are able to see and access this forum. Remember, this is the Fight Club of the Cigar Community.
You can access your moderator tools from the pull-down menu in the Tools link. We are currently having a problem with the Lazerpost 5000 utility since our internet-to-satellite-to-lazer-to-computer server is down. Please use OpticBeamer Thread 2000 in the meanwhile.
Each week, we will hold a Nomination for Banishment. The nominee with the highest number of votes will be banned. At the conclusion of the year, we will internally vote for the Banned of the Year award.
I can't think of anything else right now, so if you have a question just post it here and you should get a reply within 5 or 8 seconds.
Thanks for your service and welcome again [you] !
Based on your excellent contributions to the community, Dave and I have decided to promote you as our newest moderator. Congratulations!
We have decided to open a special forum just to discuss those damn trouble makers before we ban them into oblivion. There are a few rules and guidelines you need to keep in mind.
This is a super duper secret room - don't tell ANYONE! Only YOU are able to see and access this forum. Remember, this is the Fight Club of the Cigar Community.
You can access your moderator tools from the pull-down menu in the Tools link. We are currently having a problem with the Lazerpost 5000 utility since our internet-to-satellite-to-lazer-to-computer server is down. Please use OpticBeamer Thread 2000 in the meanwhile.
Each week, we will hold a Nomination for Banishment. The nominee with the highest number of votes will be banned. At the conclusion of the year, we will internally vote for the Banned of the Year award.
I can't think of anything else right now, so if you have a question just post it here and you should get a reply within 5 or 8 seconds.
Thanks for your service and welcome again [you] !