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Happy Friday fellas! Vamos a pistear cabrones!!!



Al Burriar lesson of the day...
A friend breaks a plate at your house and he's bummed so you say, "No pasa nada!"
He says, "No pasa nalgas???"
You come back with, "Te lo chingo cuando salgas!"
You both laugh hysterically, he says, "No mames guey!"
He then says, "Al Burriar me ganas, pero al burro se la mamas!!!"
More laughing occurs(assuming your friend is not a dud) and you both commence putting down some Modelo's and Corralejo.
Comprendes Mendez?!?! No lo creo. More Spanish with Mateo coming soon...
That would be funny if I could speak any Spanish. I married in to a Mexican family and still haven't learned more than a dozen words. I can ask for some chicken, a glass of water, and the bathroom.

When people ask why, I say I couldn't master English what makes you think I could learn a second language? I dropped out of my college Spanish class and changed majors to avoid it.
 
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