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That's an easy decision
Yeah, I made the wrong one once.

ONCE!! :ROFLMAO:

On point and great post!
Hate to dump a stick, but 'ready' will always outweigh a cigar, and female friend arranging long hair into a neat ponytail absolutely trumps any baccy.
Especially when you're hard up like me.
I feel you, Brother. (Phrasing).:D

Agreed! She can wait. Gotta act like you don’t want it anyway. Pay off is ten fold
Sometimes if you make her wait an hour, she will then make you wait a week. True story. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Yeah, I made the wrong one once.

ONCE!! :ROFLMAO:



I feel you, Brother. (Phrasing).:D


Sometimes if you make her wait an hour, she will then make you wait a week. True story. :ROFLMAO:
That’s fine, there are other methods that I don’t have to put my cigar out for


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On point and great post!
Hate to dump a stick, but 'ready' will always outweigh a cigar, and female friend arranging long hair into a neat ponytail absolutely trumps any baccy.
Especially when you're hard up like me.
Corollary to this might be if you've been married for 18 years, in which case Groucho's quote comes to mind: "a woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke"
 
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I absolutely cannot stand lighting one up then having to put it out 10 mins later when life gets in the way.

Hate it when people think smoking premium cigars is equivalent to smoking cigarettes.
That just plain sucks.

But I guess the real luxury of smoking a cigar is not dropping the 15 buck on a bungle of tobacco, but finding the time to smoke it in peace
 

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Corollary to this might be if you've been married for 18 years, in which case Groucho's quote comes to mind: "a woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke"
This

When you are young and unmarried you are her "Stud Service" it is your responsibility to perform on time and in an exemplary fashion. There are many other servers available and she can normally have the pick of the stable. Once married for 20 years or so it's kind of - "well we've been waiting ___________ what's another couple of hours?"
 

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When you are young and unmarried you are her "Stud Service" it is your responsibility to perform on time and in an exemplary fashion. There are many other servers available and she can normally have the pick of the stable.
When you're old and unmarried too. ;):ROFLMAO:
 
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When I’ve been looking forward to a cigar, sit down with the time and place and just don’t feel like It anymore. Too full, too tired, whatever.

And sometimes a cigar would be so perfect but I’m in an office, or public, or a school.

For me they are about the moment, and I’m picky.
 
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go on Cbid with a budget of $70.00 and I place my bids early at ridiculous prices and figure that I'll lose most and I come back and I've won everything. $200.00 up in smoke.
^^^ this! I'm actually not allowed to play on Cb for a few months because of this exact thing!
 

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Smoking with others that don't appear to know cigar etiquette. Not sure if you should take a moment to teach them or just be quiet and cringe. Example: Guy shows up with paper matches that don't light, so you loan him your torch and he hold the light 1/4 inch from the cigar and sends 3 inches of flame into the cigar. Five minutes later he throws away the cigar and walks away.
 
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