You may be a BOTL when...

[Mossome]

You start to recognize people by the picture of their thumb.

 

[danmdevries]

5 = 6 or any arbitrarily chosen number above

 

[ItsBarbarino]

You've bombed Ryan.

 

[ItsBarbarino]

You've called Joel "old", "lost", "crazy", "crabby", etc...

 

[SailorAg]

Wives, girlfriends, and women in general complain that house smells like smoke even though you smoked outside.

 

[TonyRome]

14601?

Ain't that the truth. I know your evergreen address by heart. You know, your Detroit office.

Jerks !!!

 

[TonyRome]

All these are right on point with the exception of the jerk twins

 

[Tim H]

Every time you go to Walmart you pick up another storage bin, then head home to find stuff on cbid to fill up your new bin. GUILTY!

 

[3/5King]

Every time you go to Walmart you pick up another storage bin, then head home to find stuff on cbid to fill up your new bin. GUILTY!

To add to this...You go to Walmart and pick up a package of cigars mailed to you.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

You only smoke sticks that were sent to you

Edit: could also be phrased...every stick you smoke was actually sent to you by someone

Or

every time I post a today's smoke I have to thank someone

 

[smokinbrew]

your dog runs to the door as son as you open the humidor because he knows he is getting at least an hour outside!

 

[Whtwtrman79]

You have all packages sent to "the office"

 

[XYRNTX]

Wives, girlfriends, and women in general complain that house smells like smoke even though you smoked outside.

damn I'm not the only one, I like it....thank god

 

[SDShark]

Your professor busts you giving TR in class when you should be working on your research paper.. Smh!

 

[smokinbrew]

Your professor busts you giving TR in class when you should be working on your research paper.. Smh!

Now that is funny!!

 

[Whtwtrman79]

You encourage your wife to go ahead and get that custom Amish piece of furniture, cause you'll just put an equal down payment on a custom humidor

 

[XYRNTX]

you never thought in a million years you could drive a bus yet you are pretty good at it

 

[Craig Mac]

You know you're a BOTL when no matter how hard you try there is still one mother fucker that puts you in your place

 

[rdomfoto]

Your wife asks you how many cigars are enough and you don't understand the question

 

[mistaforty]

When you have a set of sticks set aside to smoke when you meet the brother(s) that hit you with it